I thought about writing this entire post in much the same manner as the following mind-blowing YouTube video of John Branyan's "The Three Little Pigs," but I decided not to steal his thunder. Watch and enjoy the flurry of words by a master entertainer.
What do you think? Should we start speaking like that again? If nothing else, it makes me want to attend a Shakespeare play, but since that only happens in September around here, I'll settle for wearing my Utah Shakespeare Festival T-shirt instead.